Soccer Sucks

There's no way around it - soccer is a silly and boring sport. I supplement this fact with a letter by Curt Honingford that was printed in today's Los Angeles Times:

"Having been bombarded with the relentless World Cup hype, I tuned in to the second half of the Brazil-Croatia match to satisfy my curiosity. Wow! The action! The offense! The defense! The scoring!

Uhhh, no.

Fortunately, and thankfully, immediately after the match and subsequent recap, ESPN2 aired the 2005 World Domino Tournament, which snapped me out of my soccer-induced coma."